Top 10 excuses for why there's porn in your history

Top 10 excuses for why there's porn in your history.

If I've learned anything in life it's how to hide porn, but some of you are new to the game so here are ten ways to get away so you can spank another day.


10.
Research for a project.

9.
My best friend did it as a joke.

8.
It wasn't me, so ask dad.

7.
It must be Spam or some kind of Virus.

6.
My penis made me do it.

5.
I wanted to learn how to please you better.

4.
If I wanted to see animal porn, I would watch National Geographic.

3.
Hey at least it's not gay porn.

2.
I wanted to know how babies were made.

1.
I was trying to find a recipe for a banana smoothie.